Explanation

Hello Everyone!

THIS... is my blarg. This is a site dedicated to all the silly little complaints one might have about life. Most often, these will be spawned from my life and the life of my family, but I will not be able to take full credit for everything that goes in here. There will be stories, gripes, anecdotes, complaints, episodes, tales, lamentations, squawks, sketches, stinks, whines, and yarns from the lives of those I interact with. Everyone has something to complain about!

My ultimate goal with this blarg is not to be a pessimist. PLEASE don't think that I am a negative person. What I really want is to take these complaints and look back at them and realize how small they are. There may even be some humor taken from these. Actually, that's what I really intend to do, now that I think about it. I want to take these complaints and turn them into something funny. I think that's what makes comedians so funny; the ability to take all these small gripes about life and turn them into something that we all can laugh at.

So please, enjoy this blarg. If you have anything you may want to share with me, please feel free to do so, but be ready to endure a little (or a lot) of ridicule should my mind take me there. By sending me your stories (and synonyms shown above), you agree to have them be shown, and made fun of, publicly.

Happy complaining everyone!